im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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