Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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