wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
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