i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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