He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
he just fucked me for my cheese.
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