nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
4 words: hood of his car
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Dude, exfoliate your balls. you'll thank me later.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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