so explain again why im purple
no
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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