I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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