Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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