I've blown a few things in my day
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Randomize
