wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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