I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
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