Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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