i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think I ordered pizza when I got home. The email said the delivery time was noon today. So if that shit shows up I am the most amazing drunk on the planet.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
As shirtless as possible
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
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