i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
tell me about the fingering
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