am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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