Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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