so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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