i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
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