Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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