He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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