i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I'm at about main and main street
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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