Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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