My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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