Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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