yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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