Dual....:-)
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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