That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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