I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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