she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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