Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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