What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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