So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
