We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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