Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Everyone says I win the strip club
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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