You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
So the girl I met at the bar last night came home with me. Played with my puppy. And left.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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