nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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