she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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