i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
should my penis look like a turkey
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
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