He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
time to smoke my breakfast
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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