I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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