That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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