Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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