You can't motorboat a personality
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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