Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
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