Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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