john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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