i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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