No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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