on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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