i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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